The Sleazy Christmas special! Whether you’ve been naughty or nice… Turkey breast, diced pancetta, brie, cranberry sauce and a thick festive sage and onion stuffed crust with a gravy dip!
The sleaziest slices money can buy... feast your eyes on our deliciously naughty pies.
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Missionary Margs (v)
The comfy sweater of sleazy pizza, fior de latte mozzarella and fresh basil on a tomato base.
2/9
Morning Glory (v)
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Perfectly cooked on a white base with mozzarella, fresh spinach, and basil? You’re in luck!
3/9
V-Rated (v)
Who said meat lovers have all the fun?! Raunchy red peppers, red onion, black olives and mushroom for all those vivacious veggies.
4/9
Naughty Napoletana
Hailing from the home of pizza in Naples, featuring alluring anchovies getting close with capers, black olives and oregano.
5/9
Debbie Does Diavola
After she conquered Dallas, Debs decided to get even more salacious with salami and frisky, fresh chilli.
6/9
X-Rated / XXX-Rated
So taboo and so tasty! Fiery nduja sausage, black olives and red onion. Add Tabasco sauce and sweet & spicy candied jalepeños to make it XXX-Rated!
7/9
Sleazy Wonder
This classic pie is one of the tastiest things to come out of 80s Italy, with ham, artichokes, mushroom and black olives.
8/9
Vegasm (vg)
Stimulating those vegan senses; an Eatplanted lemon and herb marinated chicken alternative paired with I Am Nut OK's Bluffalo Notzarella and red peppers.
9/9
Emmanuelle
Ooh la la! Beautiful brie gets intimate with succulent bacon and mozzarella on a creamy white base to make this perfect piece of Parisian pleasure.
Caprese Salad The high-class escort of the salad game. Luscious mozzarella di bufala and juicy tomato covered in basil leaves and a sultry pesto drizzle.
Burrata A creamy ball of burrata ready to explode all over your doughy bed. Served with a duvet of parma ham, cherry tomatoes & rocket.
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Opening Times
Mon-Sat 12pm-10pm
Sun 12pm-6pm
Eat In
Sleazy Pizza Unit 3, Dray Walk, The Truman Brewery, E1 6QL